A couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about an African bush tribe where the men all had manhoods measuring 24 inches.
According to the show, when boys reached a certain age, they tied a string around their shaft, attaching a weight to the other end. Over time, the weight stretched it to an impressive 24 inches.
Later that night, as the husband stepped out of the shower, his wife glanced down and playfully suggested, “How about we try that African string-and-weight technique?”
Intrigued, the husband agreed. They tied a string, attached a small weight, and waited for nature to take its course.
A few days later, the wife checked in. “So, how’s our little tribal experiment going?”
“Well,” the husband said, “we’re about halfway there.”
“Wow, you’ve grown to 12 inches?” she asked excitedly.
“No… it’s turned black.”
