A group of 40-year-old friends

A group of 40-year-old friends debated where to meet for lunch.

After some discussion, they agreed on the Ocean View Restaurant—because the waitresses were stunning, with gorgeous legs, dazzling smiles, and fantastic personalities.

Ten years later, at 50, they debated again.

They settled on the Ocean View Restaurant—because the food was great, the service was excellent, and the wine selection was top-notch.

At 60, they had the same discussion.

They chose the Ocean View Restaurant—because it was quiet, peaceful, and had a breathtaking ocean view.

At 70, the debate continued.

Once again, they picked the Ocean View Restaurant—because it was wheelchair accessible and had an elevator.

At 80, they met to discuss lunch plans once more.

After much thought, they happily decided on the Ocean View Restaurant—because they had never been there before and heard it was quite nice!

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