A husband and wife were arguing over who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said,
“You should do it because you wake up first. That way, we don’t have to wait for coffee.”
The husband replied,
“Well, you’re in charge of the cooking, so brewing coffee should be your job. I don’t mind waiting.”
The wife, not missing a beat, said,
“No, it’s your responsibility. And besides, it says in the Bible that the man should make the coffee.”
The husband raised an eyebrow.
“Really? I don’t believe that. Show me where it says that.”
Smiling, the wife grabbed the Bible, flipped it open, and pointed to the top of several pages.
“There,” she said triumphantly, “Hebrews.”
