A husband walked into the police station to file a “missing person” report for his wife.

Husband: “I can’t find my wife. She went shopping and hasn’t returned.”

Inspector: “How tall is she?”

Husband: “I… never really checked.”

Inspector: “Is she slim or healthy?”

Husband: “Well, not exactly slim, but she’s healthy.”

Inspector: “What’s the color of her eyes?”

Husband: “I’ve never noticed.”

Inspector: “And her hair color?”

Husband: “It changes with the seasons.”

Inspector: “What was she wearing?”

Husband: “I’m not sure. Maybe a dress or a suit.”

Inspector: “Was she driving?”

Husband: “Yes.”

Inspector: “Can you tell me the make and color of the car?”

Husband: “It’s a black Audi A8 with a supercharged 3.0-litre V6 engine, 333 horsepower, an eight-speed Tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. It’s got full LED headlights, and there’s a faint scratch on the front left door.”

The husband then began to cry.

Inspector: “Don’t worry, sir. We’ll find your car!”