A little girl was sitting in church with her mom when she started to look uncomfortable.
“Mommy,” she whispered, “can we go now?”
“No, sweetheart,” her mom replied softly.
“But I think I’m gonna throw up!” the girl blurted.
Mom leaned over and said,
“Okay, then go out the front door and around to the back of the church — there’s a bush there.”
The little girl nodded and hurried off…
Just 60 seconds later, she came back and sat down calmly.
Her mom looked at her, surprised.
“You threw up already?!”
“Yep!” the girl answered proudly.
“But how did you get all the way around the church and back so fast?” her mom asked.
The little girl smiled and said:
“Oh, I didn’t go outside, Mommy…
They have a box up front that says:
‘FOR THE SICK.’”
