A man received the following text from his neighbour:
“I am so sorry Bob. I’m riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife for many weeks now. I’m not getting any at home, but that’s no excuse. I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won’t happen again”
The heartbroken man, enraged, went into his bedroom, grabbed his wife and threw her out the back door.
Then he locked the door.
A few moments later, a second text came in:
“Damn, autocorrect. I meant “wifi”, not “wife”
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