A married couple was on holiday in Dubai, they were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop.

From the inside they head a sheikh accent say, “you foreigners come in.

Come in my humble shop.” so the married couple walked in.

The Dubain man said to them, “I have some special sandals I think you’d be interested in.

They make you wild at night like a great dessert camel”

Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man had claimed, but her husband felt he really didn’t need them, being a s*x hero he as.

The husband, “how could sandals make you into a s*x freak?”

The Dubain man replied, why don’t you see for yourself?”

Well , the husband after much badgering from his wife, finally conceded to try them on.

As soon as he slipped then onto this feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn’t seen in years– raw horse power.

In a blink of an eye the husband rushed of too the Dubain man threw him on the table and started tearing at the guy’s pants.

All the time the man was screaming, “YOU HAVE THEM ON THE WRONG FEET YOU HAVE THEM ON THE WRONG FEET”