A nun wakes up one morning, hearing birds sing outside the abbey. She had the morning free, so she decides to go for a walk. She gets out of bed, puts on her garments and her shoes.

As she’s walking down the hallway to the convent kitchen, another nun looks at her, smiles and says,

“Someone got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning!” She finds this a bit odd, but decides to ignore it and keeps on walking.

A few moments later she runs into another nun who says, “Someone got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning!” She gets angry.

By the end of the hallway and after 5 more encounters the nun is FURIOUS. She marches straight to the head sister’s office and throws the door open.

The head nun goes to speak, but is shouted down by the angry nun,
“DON’T YOU DARE TELL ME I GOT UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE BED THIS MORNING! IT’S ALL I’VE HEARD TODAY AND I’M FED UP WITH IT!”

The head nun, stunned, says calmly, “I was going to say nothing of the sort! I was merely going to ask – why are you wearing the bishop’s slippers?”