A soldier and a nun

A soldier approached a nun..

Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt.

I’ll explain later.” The nun agreed…

A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked,

“Sister, have you seen a soldier?”

The nun replied, “He went that way.”

After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said,

“I can’t thank you enough, sister.

You see, I don’t want to go to Syria.

” The nun said, “I understand completely.

” The soldier added, “I hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!”

The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher,

you would have seen a great pair of balls….

I don’t want to go to Syria either.”

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