A ventriloquist is on stage, cracking jokes, when he drops a blonde joke into the mix.
A blonde woman in the audience crosses her arms and stands up. “Excuse me! How does my hair color have anything to do with my intelligence or worth as a person?”
The ventriloquist, looking flustered, immediately apologizes. “You’re absolutely right. I won’t tell any more blonde jokes.”
The blonde waves him off. “Oh, I wasn’t talking to you—I was talking to the little guy on your lap!”