A very proper businesswoman was browsing the lot of a local Mercedes dealership when one particular car caught her eye.
After inspecting it for a while, she noticed the car was unlocked. She opened the door, leaned in to feel the soft leather seats, and, just as she bent over, she let out a tiny fart.
Being the refined businesswoman that she was, she straightened up, adjusted her suit, and quickly looked around to see if anyone had noticed.
Sure enough, a salesman appeared right behind her.
Trying to steer the conversation away from what just happened, she asked, “What’s your best price for this model?”
Without missing a beat, the salesman replied, “Well, ma’am, if you farted just by touching it, you’re gonna poop when you hear the price!”
