A wife was in the middle of preparing breakfast, frying eggs for her husband. Suddenly, he stormed into the kitchen, panic written all over his face.
“Be careful! CAREFUL! You need more butter! Too many eggs, way too many at once! TURN THEM! Turn them now!” He was practically shouting as he moved closer to the stove. “We need MORE butter! We’re going to run out! They’re going to stick! Oh my GOD, what are you doing? TURN THEM! Don’t you ever listen when you cook? EVER!”
The wife, standing frozen, stared at him in disbelief. “What is going on with you? I know how to fry eggs! You think I don’t?”
The husband took a deep breath, his expression settling into one of calm realization. “I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.”
He’s now recovering in the hospital.
