A woman comes home beaming and tells her husband, “Guess what? Those headaches I’ve had for years? Gone!”

Her husband, surprised, asks, “No more headaches? What happened?”

She grins. “Margie sent me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror and repeat three times:
‘I do not have a headache.
I do not have a headache.
I do not have a headache.’
And poof! They vanished!”

Her husband nods, “That’s amazing!”

Then she adds, “You know, you haven’t exactly been a wild stallion in the bedroom lately. Maybe the hypnotist can help with that too?”

Intrigued, he agrees and books an appointment.

That evening, he bursts through the door, rips off his clothes, sweeps his wife into his arms, and carries her to the bedroom. “Don’t move! I’ll be right back,” he says, rushing into the bathroom.

Moments later, he returns, jumps into bed, and gives his wife the most mind-blowing night of her life.

Breathless, she gasps, “Wow! That was incredible!”

Her husband winks. “Don’t move! I’ll be right back.”

Off to the bathroom he goes again. Round two? Even better.

She’s dizzy, amazed.

Again, he says, “Don’t move! I’ll be right back.”

This time, curiosity gets the best of her. She tiptoes after him, peeks into the bathroom—
And there he is, staring at the mirror, chanting:

“She’s not my wife…
She’s not my wife…
She’s not my wife…”