A woman was waiting to board a bus

A woman was waiting to board a bus when she realized her skirt was too tight to lift her leg high enough to step onto the first step.

Feeling a bit self-conscious, she smiled at the bus driver and reached behind to unzip her skirt slightly, hoping to create enough slack to step up.

However, her first attempt failed. With another polite smile, she tried unzipping her skirt a little more, but still, she couldn’t manage the step.

Frustrated yet determined, she gave it one last try, unzipping her skirt even further in hopes of finally getting on the bus.

At this point, a large Texan man standing behind her gently picked her up by the waist and placed her on the first step of the bus.

Shocked and outraged, the woman spun around and yelled, “How dare you touch me! I don’t even know who you are!”

The Texan, unfazed, tipped his hat with a grin and drawled, “Well, ma’am, normally I’d agree with you. But after you unzipped my fly three times, I figured we must be friends.”

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