A woman went with her husband to his doctor’s appointment.

After the checkup, the doctor asked to speak with her privately.

He said, “Your husband is suffering from a serious illness, compounded by extreme stress. If you don’t follow these instructions, he’s unlikely to survive.”

The wife listened intently as the doctor continued:
“Each morning, prepare him a healthy breakfast and help him start the day in a good mood. For lunch, make sure he eats a nutritious meal, and for dinner, cook something extra special.

Avoid giving him any chores—he’ll likely be exhausted from work. Don’t bring up your problems, as it will only add to his stress. And lastly, make sure to fulfill his every sexual desire several times a week.”

The doctor concluded, “If you do all this consistently for 10 months to a year, I’m confident he’ll recover fully.”

On the drive home, the husband asked his wife, “What did the doctor say?”

Without hesitation, she replied, “You’re going to die.”