A writer came home to find his house burned down. His wife, who was crying and had minor burns, was standing outside.
“What happened, dear?” the man asked.
“Oh, Michael, it was awful,” she cried. “I was cooking and then the phone rang. It was your agent. I was talking and didn’t see the stove catch on fire. Suddenly, there were huge flames, and everything burned so fast. Everything is lost. I barely escaped. Poor Poppy is…”
“Hold on, wait a second,” the husband said. “My agent called?”
Toward the far end of the golf course, Dave somehow managed to slice his ball straight into the woods, where he found it nestled in a patch…
A little boy hopped onto a public bus and plopped down in the seat right behind the driver. As the bus pulled away, the boy started chatting…
A commercial airline pilot finally ties the knot with his longtime girlfriend—a sharp, no-nonsense air traffic controller known for keeping cool under pressure. On their honeymoon, he…
Once upon a time, a university professor faced a strange dilemma. A physics student had answered a test question in a way that was technically correct —…
Tom Reynolds boarded his flight to Chicago and made his way to the aisle seat he had reserved. To his surprise, a blonde woman was already sitting…
Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have…