A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show in a small club in Arkansas

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show in a small club in Arkansas.

With his dummy on his knee, he’s going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting. “I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes.

What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person’s hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It’s guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes but women in general…and all in the name of humor!”

The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, “You stay out of this, mister! I’m talking to that little idiot on your knee!”

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