An Amish husband, wife, and son travel to the city on vacation

An Amish husband, wife, and son travel to the city on vacation.

They visit a shopping mall and while the mother is shopping, the father and son are standing in awe in front of an elevator (having no idea what it is).

As they watch, an elderly lady walks into the strange silver doors and the doors close. The father and son watch as the numbers go up, and then back down. When the doors open, a beautiful young woman walks out.

The father leans over and whispers to the son, “Son, go get your mother!”

Related Posts

For your carelessness, I curse you!

Toward the far end of the golf course, Dave somehow managed to slice his ball straight into the woods, where he found it nestled in a patch…

If my mom was…

A little boy hopped onto a public bus and plopped down in the seat right behind the driver. As the bus pulled away, the boy started chatting…

My job’s demanding. I’ll land when I land—no questions

A commercial airline pilot finally ties the knot with his longtime girlfriend—a sharp, no-nonsense air traffic controller known for keeping cool under pressure. On their honeymoon, he…

How can you measure the height of a building using a barometer?

Once upon a time, a university professor faced a strange dilemma. A physics student had answered a test question in a way that was technically correct —…

That’s my seat. I specifically booked it!

Tom Reynolds boarded his flight to Chicago and made his way to the aisle seat he had reserved. To his surprise, a blonde woman was already sitting…

Three blondes are in an elevator

Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *