An attractive female sergeant

Recruits got a shock when their Army basic-training instructor turned out to be an attractive female sergeant.

Her assistant, however, was a burly, hawk-nosed veteran whose glare could freeze water.

At the end of training, the attractive instructor congratulated the recruits and said that if there was anything she could do for us, just ask.

From the back, a voice called out, “How about a kiss from the sergeant?”

“Sure,” she replied, raising her hand to quell the laughter.

“But I’ll let my assistant take care of it!”

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