An elderly couple is in bed. After a few minutes of silence, the old man lets out a fart and says, “Seven points.”
His wife turns to him, puzzled, and asks, “What in the world are you talking about?”
The old man grins and says, “I’m playing fart football!”
A little while later, the wife lets one rip and proudly announces, “Touchdown! Tie score.”
Five minutes later, the old man farts again and declares, “Touchdown! I’m winning 14 to 7!”
Frustrated by losing, the wife lets out a big one and shouts, “It’s a tie game now!”
Feeling the pressure, the old man decides he won’t lose. He strains with all his might, but instead of a fart, he accidentally poops the bed.
The wife hears the noise and asks, “What was that?”
The old man calmly responds, “That’s the whistle for halftime. Switch sides!”
