“Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t see well these days”.
The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks.
The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he’s very depressed.
Doc says,
“What’s the problem…didn’t the glasses help you?”
“The glasses are fine, doc. I just discovered I’ve been living with a water hose for the past 2 years!”
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