For your carelessness, I curse you!
Toward the far end of the golf course, Dave somehow managed to slice his ball straight into the woods, where he found it nestled in a patch…
If my mom was…
A little boy hopped onto a public bus and plopped down in the seat right behind the driver. As the bus pulled away, the boy started chatting…
My job’s demanding. I’ll land when I land—no questions
A commercial airline pilot finally ties the knot with his longtime girlfriend—a sharp, no-nonsense air traffic controller known for keeping cool under pressure. On their honeymoon, he…
How can you measure the height of a building using a barometer?
Once upon a time, a university professor faced a strange dilemma. A physics student had answered a test question in a way that was technically correct —…
That’s my seat. I specifically booked it!
Tom Reynolds boarded his flight to Chicago and made his way to the aisle seat he had reserved. To his surprise, a blonde woman was already sitting…
Three blondes are in an elevator
Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have…
Drunk man reading a newspaper
The Priest Couldn’t Believe It When The Drunk Man Said This … and was disgusted to see a drunk man reading a newspaper sitting across from him….
How do you manage to stay so calm with my foul moods?
An elderly couple talk in the evening: “Honey, I’m so sorry that I let out my anger at you so often. How do you manage to stay…
The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle died and went to heaven
The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation died and went to heaven.At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, “Since you’ve been such a good man and…
Fred and Mary spent their first night at Fred’s parents’ house
Fred and Mary got married but couldn’t afford a honeymoon, so they spent their first night at Fred’s parents’ house. The next morning, little Johnny, Fred’s kid…