Blonde goes to the salon

A blonde walked into a salon wearing huge headphones. When it was her turn to get her haircut, the hairdresser requested for her to remove her headphones.

The blonde said it was very important for her to keep them on.

The hairdresser complied and started cutting her hair.

After a while she was having difficulties cutting her hair around and under the headphones, so she just decided to pull them off.

The blond suddenly turned red, choked and fell to the floor The hairdresser was in utter shock on what just happened in front of her.

Curious, she picked up the headphones and listened to it, to hear someone repeatedly saying the words “Breathe in….breathe out”.

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