BREAKING: A new store that sells husbands has opened!

Women can choose a husband from six floors—each floor gets better, but there’s a catch: once you go up a floor, you can’t go back down unless you leave the store completely.

A woman goes shopping…

Floor 1: These men have jobs.
“Hmm, better than my ex. Let’s see what’s upstairs.”

Floor 2: These men have jobs and love kids.
“Nice! But what else is up there?”

Floor 3: These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
“Getting warmer…”

Floor 4: These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, and help with housework.
“Wow! But maybe the next floor is even better!”

Floor 5: These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with housework, and are deeply romantic.
She clutches her heart. “This is amazing… but just imagine what’s on Floor 6!”

She ascends.

Floor 6:
“You are visitor 6,875,953,012.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely to prove that women are impossible to please.”