A woman is standing looking in the bedroom mirror
A woman is standing looking in the bedroom mirror… She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, “I feel horrible; I look…
A woman didn’t come home one night
A woman didn’t come home one night.The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend’s house. The man called his wife’s…
One day, Little Johnny’s grandmother sent him to the water hole
One day, Little Johnny’s grandmother sent him to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner.As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two…
A blonde and a redhead met in a bar
A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O’clock news.A man was shown threatening to jump…
Teacher: Kids, what does the chicken give you?
Teacher: Kids, what does the chicken give you? Kids: Meat! Teacher: Very good! Now what does the pig give you? Kids: Bacon! Teacher: Great! And what does…
A young man goes into the Job Centre
A young man goes into the Job Centre in Sydney, and sees an ad for a Gynaecologist’s Assistant.Interested, he goes to learn more. “Can you give me…
A blonde woman is driving down the road
A blonde woman is driving down the road.She notices that she’s low on gas, so she stops at a gas station. While she’s pumping her gas, she…
Joe is on his last day at work as a mailman
Joe is on his last day at work as a mailman.He receives many thank-you cards and monetary gifts along his route. When he gets to the very…
A funeral service is held for a woman
A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed away.As the pallbearers carry the casket out, they accidentally bump into a wall. They hear a…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask a…