Two women were discussing marriage, and one said,
“We’ve been married twenty-five years, and every night my husband has complained about the food. Not one night without complaining about the food.”
The other woman said, “That’s awful. Doesn’t it bother you?”
The first one said, “Not in the slightest.”
Said the other woman, “You must be a saint!”
To which, the first woman replied, “No. Why should I object? Many people don’t like the food they cook.”
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