The Pope, a hippie, and George Bush were all on a plane that was crashing. The pilots had already jumped to safety and there were only two parachutes left. Without a moment’s hesitation, Bush grabbed a pack, yelled “I’m the most powerful man in the universe! I have to survive!”, and jumped from the plane.
The Pope, being the generous man that he is, said to the hippie, “You go ahead and take the last parachute. I’m an old man and I have lived a very full life.”
The hippie thanked the Pope but said, “Don’t worry – we’ll both be fine. The most powerful man in the universe just jumped off the plane with my backpack.”
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