A fireman comes home after a long shift and says to his wife:
“You know, at the station we’ve got a great system.
Bell 1 rings—we put on our jackets.
Bell 2—we slide down the pole.
Bell 3—we’re on the truck and out the door.”
He grins and adds, “From now on, we’re gonna run our house the same way!”
“Bell 1—you get undressed.
Bell 2—you jump in bed.
Bell 3—we make hot, steamy love all night long.”
The next evening, he walks through the door and yells, “BELL 1!”
His wife strips.
“BELL 2!”
She dives into bed.
“BELL 3!”
They start getting busy…
Two minutes in, she suddenly shouts, “BELL 4!”
The fireman, confused, says, “Wait—what’s BELL 4?!”
She yells,
“ROLL OUT MORE HOSE—YOU’RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE!!”
