A 7 year old & 4 year old are in their bedroom.
“You know what” says 7 year old “I think its time we started swearing. When we go downstairs for breakfast I’ll swear first then you”.
“OK” says 4 year old.
Mum asks 7 yr old what he wants for breakfast.
“I’ll have Coco pops, bitch”.
WHACK, he flew out of his chair crying his eyes out.
Mum looked at 4yr old & said sternly “And what do you want?”.
“Dunno but it won’t be fucking coco pops.”
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