Funny – When His Wife Becomes a Businesswoman

5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, “How much? She says, “A hundred dollars.” He says, “All I got is thirty”. She says, “Hold on,” and runs back to Harry and asks,

“What can he get for thirty?” “A hand job”, Harry replies. She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a hand job. He agrees. She gets in the car. He unzips his pants, and out pops this HUGE… she stares
at it for a minute, and then says, “I’ll be right back.” She runs back to Harry and asks, “Can you loan this guy seventy bucks?”

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