He Shocked His Old Wife By Saying He’d Rather Be With A 23-year-old. Her Reply Is Priceless

He Shocked His Old Wife By Saying He’d Rather Be With A 23-year-old. Her Reply Is Priceless.

After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, “Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junky car, slept on a sofabed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV.

But hey I got to sleep every night with a hottie, a 23-year-old girl. Now… I have a $750,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed, and a large-screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 73-year-old woman.

So I said to my wife “it seems to me that you’re not holding up your side of things. “My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren’t older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy’s problems.

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