Husband & Wife: Sometimes Accidents Have Unexpected Results

The wife’s face was burned severely. The doctor suggested for a skin graft, but unfortunately, the doctor had to inform her that they couldn’t use any skin from her body because she was so thin.

The husband then offered to donate some of his skin for the skin graft.

However, the doctor said that the only suitable skin was from his buttocks. They accepted, but requested that no one be told of this, because after all this was a very delicate matter!

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the wife’s new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever did before! All her friends and relatives just ranted and raved at her youthful beauty!

One day, she was finally alone with her husband & she wanted to thank him for what he did. She said, “Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me! There is no way I could ever repay you!”

He replied, “Oh don’t worry, Honey, I get plenty thanks every time your mother comes over and kisses you on your cheek.”

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