I found my German Shepherd

I found my German Shepherd, Hondo, with the neighbor’s pet rabbit in its mouth.

The rabbit was dead, and I panicked.. I took the dirty, chewed-up rabbit into the house.

I gave it a bath, blew dried its fur, and put it back into the cage at the neighbor’s house, hoping they would think it died of natural causes.

A few days later, the neighbor asked me, “Don, did you hear that Fluffy died?”

I said, “Um… no… what happened?”

The neighbor replied, “We found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him, someone had dug him up, gave him a bath, and put him back into the cage. There are some real sick people out there!”

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