The parrot was fully grown with a very bad attitude and worse vocabulary

Every other word was profanity; those that weren’t profanity were, to say the least, rude.

Alice tried to change the bird’s attitude by constantly saying polite words and playing soft music, anything she could think of

Nothing worked.

She yelled at the bird and the bird got worse

She shook the bird and the bird became even madder and ruder.

Finally, in a moment of desperation, Alice put the parrot in the freezer to get a minute of peace.

For a few moments she heard the bird swearing, squawking, kicking and screaming.

Then, suddenly, there was absolute quiet.

Alice was frightened that she might have actually hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door.

The parrot slowly stepped out onto Alice’s extended arm.

Perfectly calm, the parrot said, “I am very sorry that I offended you with my language and my actions and I ask your forgiveness

I will endeavor to correct my behavior, and I am sure it will never happen again.”

Alice was astounded at the changes in the bird’s attitude and was about to ask what had changed him, when the parrot continued,

“May I ask what the chicken did?”