Three prisoners are on death row and are about to be executed
They are asked what they wish to have for their last meal.
One man asks for pepperoni pizza, which he is served and then taken away.
The next man requests a filet mignon, which he is served and also taken away.
The last man requests a plate of strawberries.
The guards are surprised and reply: “Strawberries?”
“Yes, strawberries.”
“But they are out of season!”
“I’ll wait…”
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A little boy hopped onto a public bus and plopped down in the seat right behind the driver. As the bus pulled away, the boy started chatting…
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Tom Reynolds boarded his flight to Chicago and made his way to the aisle seat he had reserved. To his surprise, a blonde woman was already sitting…
Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have…