The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough frequent flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things.

Mike asks if Mars has a stock-market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of love making. “Just how do you guys do it?” asks Maureen. “Pretty much the way you do,” responds the Martian.

Discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another. Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He’s got only a teeny, weeny member about half an inch long and just a quarter inch thick. I don’t think this is going to work,” says Maureen. “Why?” he asks, “What’s the matter?” “Well,” she replies, “It’s just not long enough to reach me….

” No problem!” he says and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm.
With each slap of the forehead, his member grow until it is impressively long. “Well!” she says. “That’s quite impressive, but its still pretty narrow…”

“No, problem!” he says and starts pulling his ears.
With each pull his member grow wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to the woman.

“Wow!” she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made passionate love. The next day they meet up with their normal partners and go their separate ways.
As they walk along Mike asks “Well? Was it any good?”

“I hate to say it” says Maureen, ” but It was pretty wonderful! How about you?”

“It was horrible!” He replies, “All I got was a headache. All she kept doing was slapping my forehead and pulling my ears!”