Enough blonde jokes!
A ventriloquist at a comedy show is telling blonde jokes… Suddenly, a blonde woman in the crowd stands up. “I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes!…
The Guide Dog’s Misadventure
A blind woman was seen waiting at a street corner with her guide dog. After a short wait the dog started leading the blind woman across the…
A blonde was driving …
A blonde was driving down the road and she looks up and she sees a tree so she swerves to the left. The tree is still in…
A duck walks into a pub
A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says… “Hang on! You’re a…
My friend, Dave
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender, concerned because it…
A dentist …
A dentist told a mother, “I’m sorry madam, but I’ll have to charge you a $100 for pulling your boy’s tooth.” The mother exclaimed, “A $100! You…
Wetherspoons
A Group of guys, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because…
Undressing
James is alone in the bedroom when his beautiful wife opens the door and walks in. “James,” she whispers, “Take off my shirt.” “James,” she whispers, “Take…
The Blonde CEO
A young executive is leaving the office late one evening, when he finds the blonde CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper…
Two Elderly Nuns
Two elderly nuns, Sister Dulce and Sister Andrea are on their way back from the market one evening. It’s already very late, and they have quite a…