The bet
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “I bet you fifty dollars that I can bite my right eye.” The bartender says, “Yeah,…
Refrigerator
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, you’ve got to do something about my husband … he thinks he’s a refrigerator!” “I Wouldn’t worry too…
Dr. Stein
It’s 10pm when the phone rings in Dr. Stein’s house. “It’s Dr. Gold,” says his wife, passing him the phone, “I do hope it’s not another emergency.”…
Your Honor, …
A man and his wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother gets up and says to the judge…
She lies down on the bed …
A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have a drink at the bar, but his wife is extremely tired so she…
The man suspected his wife
A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While enroute to his home,…
A hot woman at bar
A hot woman walks up to the counter and motions the bartender over. She starts to run her fingers through his hair and asks to speak to…
Four nuns were attending a baseball game
Four nuns were attending a baseball game. Four men were sitting directly behind them. Because their habits were partially blocking the view, the men decided to badger…
What Got Him?
Two guys were discussing life in general over drinks one night. “My grandfather lived to be 96.” “Ninety-six? What finally got him?” “Liquor and women.” “Well, that…
Sean Donovan!
A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, “Perfect timing. You’re just…