Oh, Emily!
One night, a husband murmured in his sleep, “Oh, Emily, you’re the one that got away.” The wife, wide awake beside him, bolted up and exclaimed, “Emily?…
One last time
A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read HUSBAND WANTED! MUST BE…
A blonde goes ice fishing
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing, to make good use of her gift. Early the next morning, she…
A bus full of nuns
A bus full of nuns crashes and they all die and go to the pearly gates. There they are met by St Peter. St Peter asks the…
Little Johnny and his dad
A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers. Salesman: “Can I see your dad?” Johnny: “No, he’s in the shower.” Salesman: “What about your mother?…
Two engineers and a blonde
Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A blonde walked by and asked what they were doing. “We’re supposed to…
A little girl …
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. At one point in the discussion, the teacher remarked that it was physically impossible for a whale…
Be careful what you wish for
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badly she came out in the divorce settlement, when she spies a lamp washing up onshore….
Cabbie speeding through the streets
The cabbie said no problem and starting speeding through the streets We came up on a yellow light and instead of slowing down, he sped up and…
Marry him anyway
A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, “Jeff proposed to me an hour ago.” “Then why are you so sad?”…