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Jim calls in to work and says, “Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I…

As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole…

A group of girls walks into a bar. One of the women tells the bartender to line up a row of drinks for all of them. The…

A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband…

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while, and then said, “You’re A, B,…

A pregnant woman went to the gynecologist. A pregnant woman went to the gynecologist, and when asked that was the problem, she responded, “Well, whenever I take…

A boss says to his secretary, “we are travelling abroad for the week so make arrangements.” The secretary makes call to her husband, “my boss and i…

After three crop failures in a row farmer Jones could not pay his loan at the bank. “Give me one more chance he pleaded. Don’t take my…

A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman: “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer…