Do You Want To Hear A Blonde Joke?
A blind man walks into a bar, orders a drink and says, “Hey! Does anyone want to hear a blonde joke?” Then the woman next to him…
Elderly Couple Gets Stranded On
Suddenly, the captain announces over the public address system, “Ladies and gentlemen, I’m sorry to say that I have some bad news. Our engines are malfunctioning and…
Two sisters
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the…
A wife asks her husband
A wife asks her husband, “Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6. A short…
Stay There Missy
A trucker has just turned a corner on a deserted roadway and was proceeding to change lanes when a blonde in a speedy corvette cut right in…
Your problem is my problem
A guy comes home from work and he is quite upset. His wife looks worried and asks him what’s wrong. He shakes his head and refuses to…
Do you have a …
A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing…
Three holes
Mr. Brown was working in his garden when on the other side of the fence, he heard his neighbor crying. Mr. Brown popped his head over the…
Brain Cell
Once upon a time, there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man’s head. She looked around nervously, but it…
Look, Mom
A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked…