Sister Mathematical and Sister Logical
There were Two Nuns. One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark…
Three Italian Nuns
Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven, where they are met at the Perly Gates by St. Peter. He says, “Ladies, you all led such wonderful…
Tennis match
A priest and a nun are having a tennis match… The priest is very competitive, but can’t seem to bring his A-game to the nun who is…
Two blondes are in heaven…
One asks the other, “How did you die? “ “I froze to death, ” says the second. “That’s awful, “says the first blonde. How does it feel…
A Man And His Wife Go On A Date
They are seated and after browsing the menu they both decide to order the soup of the day. When the waiter brings their soup the man knocks…
Absolutely
One day a teacher was asking her class to use absolutely in a sentence. So Janet raised her hand and said, “the sky is absolutely blue” The…
A soldier and a nun
A soldier approached a nun.. Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt. I’ll explain later.” The nun agreed… A moment later two…
Shared Room
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. “You’ve got to have a room somewhere,” he pleaded. “Or just a…
Ralph came home drunk
Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber… He awoke before the Pearly Gates where Saint…
Young Crab & His Mother
“Why in the world do you walk sideways like that?” said a Mother Crab to her son. “You should always walk straight forward with your toes turned…