Sixteen women
Little Johnny was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man marry?” “Sixteen,” the boy responded. His cousin…
May I take the dog for a walk?
A little girl asked her Mom, “Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?” Mom says, “No, because the dog is in heat.”…
At a local college …
At a local college, there was a dance. A guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance. While they were dancing, he gives her a…
We’re going to be three
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we’re going to be three in this…
Two guys are …
Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as…
Two women go out one night without their husbands
Two women went out one night without their husbands. They hit a bar, had a few drinks, chatted for hours, and then finally decided to head home….
My husband just left me
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar getting drunk. The man turns to the woman and asks her why she’s…
Yesterday once more
A Grandpa and a Grandma always got very excited when they recalled the old days they were together. They made a decision, one day, to make it…
One day this girl …
One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with her friends. She goes to the park and meets a boy. They talk…
A woman awakes during the night …
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for…