Pregnant blonde
A blonde is pregnant, and is practically 9 months along. She goes to see her doctor for a routine check-up, but she is worried. She asks, “What…
He ate poisonous mushrooms
A woman tells her friend she is getting married for the fourth time. “How wonderful! I hope you don’t mind me asking, what happened to your first…
The definition of the word “definitely”
A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word “definitely.” To make sure the students have a good understanding…
“I will count to 10”
The Husband and wife had a blazing row! The hubby stopped talking to his wife. The wife said, “I will count to 10. If you don’t start…
The best Fish and Chips
Lost on a rainy night, a nun stumbles across a monastery and requests shelter there. Fortunately, she’s just in time for dinner and was treated to the…
The hunt
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at…
“I don’t know what to do”
A woman said to her friend, “I don’t know what to do. My husband is such a mess maker that you can’t imagine. He doesn’t put anything…
Two prisoners are talking
Two prisoners are talking about their crimes: George: ‘I robbed a bank, and they gave me 20 years’ Herman: ‘Hmm. I killed a man, and I’m here…
A man and his wife check into a hotel
A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have a drink at the bar, but his wife is extremely tired so she…
The pastor’s solution
A couple whose marriage was on the rocks sought the advice of their pastor. The pastor encouraged them to patch up their quarrel and keep their vows,…