New position
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, “You’ll never believe it, dear, but I’ve discovered an entirely new position for lovemaking.” “Really,” said…
Frank and John left the bar …
Frank and John left the bar after a long night of drinking, jumped in the car and started it up. After a couple of minutes, an old…
These pretzels are very good but …
Little Johnny, instead of an apple, would daily bring his new teacher a pretzel from his uncle’s bakery. She always thanked Little Johnny but one day she…
You’re pregnant
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor. “Young lady,” the doctor began, “you’re pregnant.” “But that can’t be. The only…
I lost my wife …
A husband went to the police station to file a “missing person” report for his missing wife: Husband: “I lost my wife, she went shopping and hasn’t…
Highway 26
One night a police officer noticed a car that was traveling very slowly down the highway. When he pulled it over the driver asked, “What did I…
A funeral service …
A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed away. As the pallbearers carry the casket out, they accidentally bump into a wall. They hear…
A man went to the hospital to visit his mother-in-law
A man went to the hospital to visit his mother-in-law, who was in serious condition. On the way back the wife, very worried, asks: “So, honey? How’s…
The pretty secretary came in late for work
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row. The boss called her into his office and said, “Now look Sharon, Iknow…
ATTENTION ALL
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar. Suddenly the drunk stands up and yells, “ATTENTION ALL” and farts loudly. The wife…