Man sat
A man sat on a towel on a beach. He had no arms or legs. 3 Women walked past & felt sorry for him. 1 said “U…
An elderly man came into a shop
An elderly man came into a shop with a ‘Salesman Wanted’ sign in a window. He went up to the owner & said, “I-I-I w-w-wanna-t the j-joooob-b.”…
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A Canadian customer was calling to find out if there was a faster way to trigger menu commands than mousing up to the menus. Agent: “Certainly, sir….
A Young Man With A Stutter Sells Bibles
He asked the preacher if he could participate in the door-to-door selling of bibles. The preacher agreed, but knowing the young man had a bad stutter, only…
Funny – Wife discovers
A man and his wife are at a high school reunion and the husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby…
67 Year Old Lady Gets Visited By A Jehova’s Witness
An older lady was doing some household chores on a beautiful Sunday morning, when she suddenly heard the doorbell ring. She opened the door to see a…
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Wife Honey can u please help me clean the garden? Husband – I look like a gardener? Wife-Sorry Honey, OK then fix de bathroom door. Husband –…
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus,…
A woman decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday
A woman decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice hotel.. When she checked out the next…
At a truck stop, an elderly man was enjoying his meal when three rough-looking bikers walked in
Three scruffy-looking bikers entered the truck stop where an elderly man was dining. The first biker chuckled and sat down at the counter as they passed the…