Man Orders A Hot Chili
The waitress says, “I’m sorry, but the man next to you got the last bowl.” The man looks over and sees that the other man has finished…
I arrived home late at night, completely drunk. I thought my wife was going to kill me
A man shared on social media how he was treated by his wife after returning home from a heavy drinking session. “I woke up with a severe…
The mother-in-law arrives home
The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. What happened Paddy ?” she asks…
Three old ladies discussing …
Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing their problems with getting old. The first one said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of…
Darling, why are you trying to reach the ceiling with your legs
Darling, why are you trying to reach the ceiling with your legs? You don’t understand these things, Carl, it’s yoga and this is a position called the…
The maid asked her boss’s wife for a raise, and the wife was upset
The maid asked her boss’s wife for a raise, and the wife was upset. The wife asked, “Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay…
Well, last week was my birthday
Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and…
BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WEAR!
A man and woman drive to the store, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on…
An old man calls his son
A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell…
The priest says
The priest says, “Oh heavens, I forgot my lures back on land” and steps out of the boat, walks across the water back to the land, and…