I recently spent $6,500 on this registered Black Angus bull
I recently spent $6,500 on this registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn’t even look at…
A Lad Was Tired Of The Farm Life
A young lad was tired of the farm life; so off he went and joined the Navy. His first cruise took him to the south pacific, whereupon…
An Old Woman From California Purchased A Timber
An elderly woman from California purchased a piece of timberland in Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She…
Little Johnny’s Class Had A Spelling Exercise
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better…
A Veterinarian Was Feeling ill …
A Veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked her all the usual questions, about symptoms, how long they had been occurring,…
An Elderly Man Wants A Job
An elderly man wants a job, but the foreman won’t hire him until he passes a little maths test: “Here is your first question.” The foreman says….
A Dog Walks Into A Butcher Shop
A Dog Walks Into A Butcher Shop. The butcher asks, “What do you want?” The dog points to steak in a glass case. “How many pounds?” The…
Gabriel’s Horn or Heaven Key?
It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath and the young nun, Sister Magdalene, had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old…
An Old Man Boarded An Airplane
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon…
A Man Ordered A Voice Automated Car
A man ordered a voice-automated robot car that does anything he tells it to do correctly without any error. He got the car and became very proud…