A gorilla in a tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla in a tree: He called a gorilla removal service and soon a serviceman…
Surgeon Explains
The first surgeon said, “I like operating on librarians. When you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order”. The second surgeon said, “I like operating on…
Two little boys
One day in the hospital, two little boys were lying on stretchers next to each other outside of the operating room. The first boy leans over and…
A woman in a supermarket
A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, biscuits, all…
Job Interview
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks “What do two plus two equal?” The…
Joe And Bob, Lived As Neighbours
Two old farmers, Joe and Bob, lived as neighbours but didn’t like each other much. In 1999, there was a period of -30 degrees centigrade cold and…
Two Men Went Bear Hunting
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at…
A Man Had Settled Into His Seat Next To The Window Seat
A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his…
A Young Boy Is Pulling His Wagon Up A Hill
A young boy is pulling his wagon up a hill when one of the back wheels falls off and rolls down the hill. The young boy says:…
A Man Went To Visit His 90 Year Old Grandfather
A man went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather in a very secluded rural area of the state he lived in. After spending the night, his grandfather prepared…