Why do you want divorce?

Judge: Why do you want divorce? Petitioner: My wife asks me to peel off garlic, cut onions, wash utensils. Judge: What’s the problem in this? Just warm…

A woman finds Aladdin’s magic lamp

A woman finds Aladdin’s magic lamp. She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out as usual. The woman looks at the Genie and asks him to…

One morning, the wife wakes up

One morning, the wife wakes up to find her mother gone. In a worried state, she awakens her husband and they both set off to find the…

One day a man decided to retire

One day a man decided to retire, so he booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until…

Little Johnny come to my office right now

Boss: Shouting “Little Johnny come to my office right now…”Little Johnny: “Yes sir”! Boss: “Little Johnny, I saw you arguing with the customer who just left. I have told…

A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents

A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents.After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites…

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell, right on his twitchy little nose. “Oh,…

The husband called the wife on the phone and

The husband called the wife on the phone and said “Today I will bring dinner from the Second Wife”. He came home and knocked. And was knocked…

A delightful, angelic little boy Johnny

A delightful, angelic little boy Johnny was waiting for his mom outside the ladies’ room of the gas station. A man approached him and asked.“Sonny, can you…

Two guys grow up together

Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Georgia and the other to Texas.They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play…